Emo Stuff. Nothing Feels Good: Punk Rock, Teenagers, And Goth.

Question: Where do emo dudes hide their junk when wearing those little skinny jeans?

(Posted by: Dr. Frog can fly! on 2010-02-02 14:00:46)

Posted by: Γνῶθι σεαυτόν zeitgeist pirate™ on 2010-02-02, 15:29:02

I think they tape it to somewhere in proximity to their bungholes.

Posted by: DM on 2010-02-02, 14:04:11

Emo dudes retract their junk.

Posted by: Happy Nunâ„¢ on 2010-02-02, 14:09:55

I could make the suggestion that they don't need to hide their junk anymore due to their razor blade having slipped once by accident, but like I said, I COULD make that suggestion. I didn't say that I would!

Posted by: Lance M on 2010-02-02, 14:11:14

Not big enough to have to hide their junk.

Posted by: Sans Culture (2nd Account) on 2010-02-02, 14:12:20

Well supposedly homosexuals have longer but less girth-y junk... so I'm surprised you don't see pencil penises showing through emo dudes' pants... I mean come on, emos act more womanly than gay guys... There was this one guy in my high school that wore pants so tight that I'd tease him and tell him I could see that he had a 1996 quarter in his pocket, but no penis...

Posted by: WS killed by a cat! on 2010-02-02, 14:30:46

Shhhh don't tell they are really all girls in disguise

Posted by: atheists i told you so on 2010-02-02, 14:32:56

Impossible for me I can make a cup coffee sitting in one place

Posted by: LOL WUT? on 2010-02-02, 14:34:03

It's amazing what can be done with duct tape...

Posted by: R.E. Membre' (UW) on 2010-02-02, 14:34:04

Well, cold swimming pools and tight jeans do shrink things ... down to size. ---

Posted by: Notorious P.I.G on 2010-02-02, 20:09:36

In a little jar on their girlfriend's dresser