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Question: Is it wrong for an ex-emo boy to be sexually attracted to ostriches?

(Posted by: Tyler on 2010-03-05 19:01:54)

Ever since I have been saved by Jesus. I have been constantly fantacising about ostriches. I am so attracted to ostriches and horny with them. I feel I can't live without an ostrabitch around me. I love the feel of their feathers and they feel so erotic against my body. And those big huge shiny eggs make me horny. I just love to get up on those ostrabitches and ride ride ride. I can't help myself. Ostriches just turn me on. I'm sexually attracted to ostriches. I spend about 5- 6 hours a day masturbating to pictures of ostriches on Google images, and I really want one. Do you think I have a problem with this, or is this normal for a guy. But I hope it's normal because I love ostriches. Do you think I should worry?

Posted by: KittiesBunnies[Ban burqas] on 2010-03-05, 19:04:06

More like the zoo should worry.

Posted by: C² on 2010-03-05, 19:04:42

You can't possibly be serious.

Posted by: KiKi on 2010-03-05, 19:04:47

Typical of your kind.

Posted by: Jessica on 2010-03-05, 19:05:31

I think anyone that is attracted to any animal needs help! and if you spend hrs a day masterbating to pictures of them, yes you should be worried

Posted by: David on 2010-03-05, 19:06:56

No that's completely normal, 0.2% of Americans admit to having had sexual relations with an ostrich at some point in their lives. I personally don't find them attractive, but I can understand why some people do, they're elegant animals. Sometimes you just wanna get away from all the people in the world, and an ostrich never asks for much in return. You've got nothing to worry about, just embrace your love.

Posted by: Bored Lord on 2010-03-05, 19:08:15

Well minus the whole sexual part...which is quite disturbing... Nothing is wrong with loving an animal (just sexual loving is quite sick)...*hugs my pet emu* You should've liked emus...then you would be a emu-loving emo...haha

Posted by: Guden on 2010-03-05, 19:12:29

No, I went through a dog phase...

Posted by: nott a starr x3 on 2010-03-05, 19:13:46

I think ex-emo boy is a pretty cool guy, eh masturbates to pictures of ostriches on Google and doesn't afraid of anything.

Posted by: Sydnie on 2010-03-05, 19:27:57

I'm just scared that ur gonna go off, steal an ostrich, and f*ck it.

Posted by: Molly_Ragdoll on 2010-03-05, 19:28:12

Well, ostriches do have long legs and a big ass... Hey, whatever floats your boat.